
I bought this putter while I worked at Pebble. There were only 400 made, and to this day I'm pissed that I sold it away just to double my money. I wish I listened to my buddy Roy, and if you reading this, you were right to keep yours!
I’ve taken a little break from this series, but since I’m on vacation, I figured I should revive the series since it’s not exactly a time sensitive post, an evergreen if you will. Anyways, if you happened to miss the first three parts of this series and are interested in catching up here they are, Pebble Beach Stories Part I, Pebble Beach Stories Part II: Chi Chi Did It First, and Pebble Beach Stories Part III: The Baseball Players.
The caddies at the courses at Pebble Beach Resorts are probably some of the luckiest guys around. You wouldn’t you know that listening to them complain more than a feminist group. Sure, it’s a physically demanding job carrying two bags for 18 holes, but there aren’t many better places to take that walk, and sometimes they get blamed for making the wrong call on a shot, but in the end they get solid pay even before they get their tip. When I was there it was $65 a bag, and usually they’d carry two for a guaranteed $130. They’d get a minimum of a $50 tip, but more times than not, it was between $100-$200. Some of them have returning clients that must either be a nice person to walk with, or they are a baller that is going to want that caddy to hook them up with some things non-golf related.
Sometimes the caddies hook the guys up with, ummm, escort services, yes even the married ones. (Side note, a lot of guys asked me about escort services, and I would either give them the number to call or tell them to ask one of the caddies.) Another reason is sometimes certain caddies are good at getting their players certain drugs, no need to elaborate which ones, it’s irrelevant. I’ve heard some guys actually request a certain caddy, because they liked them the last time, that’s an unimaginable crazy scenario, I know. Some also take a caddy based on their reputation, and that is basically their seniority.
They get to meet all kinds of cool people that are just happy to be there whether they are famous or on a company sponsored trip. One of my good buddies caddied for the CEO of Jack Daniels, he ended up with a nice tip ($400-$500), and delivery a week later that was a box of JD Single Barrel bottles, flasks, cocktail glasses, and other JD swag. I gladly helped him take down some of the premium whiskey! It seems to happen to each caddy every couple months, which is why I think they have it pretty easy.
Seniority reigns supreme in the caddy shack, and it’s weird that the oldest guys are the grumpiest. It was always funny to hear them talk about some of their players, and how they didn’t deserve to play on the course, because they were so bad at golf. It might be half true, but REALLY!?! They just paid $450 for the round each, probably had to stay a night at the resort just to get the tee time ($400-$1,000), and throw in $65 more for a caddy that doesn’t even like them, and they don’t deserve to be there?!? I’ll be the first to admit, there were some spoiled rich bastards that came in, but knowing how much we charge for everything, you just have to suck it up, and be nice. Usually you’ll even get a tip out of it, unless your helping Charles Schwab (the cheapest man in America who never tips with a $60 Million dollar house next to the 18th tee at Pebble).
Another thing about the caddies I found entertaining is when the big tourneys come into town. I got to chill by the driving range and give them range balls. I’d often listen in on them betting on their players within their pairings. They would be betting on everything! They would bet on shots their players took on the range! I remember one time Luke Donald’s caddy was talking to another caddy for the player next to him (can’t remember who), but they were betting on whether or not Luke could fade his shot around a range pole, because that was what he was working on. They were betting $5 a shot on the stupid range warm up shots! I know for a fact that some guys lost all their money they made for the day to another caddy, always funny stuff. This is one reason I’ve always believed Stevie Williams must be more rich than we even think. I bet Tiger makes 9 out of the 10 shots Stevie could bet on!
June 11th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
chappy
With the US Open at Pebble Beach , coming up this week. It’ll be interesting to see how the likes of Woods, Mickelson , Harrington and Westwood do .
AP
June 14th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I’ll actually put Dustin Johnson at the top of the list for the moment, he’s won the last two tourney’s there! He’s still got his work cut out for him though with a much tougher field! I’m debating whether I should go up there or not this weekend. Maybe when the jet lag wears off I’ll be more into the idea of making the drive to NorCal…
June 14th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
chappy
If you do then take it easy. I think that a European player could triumph if they can really get into the game and understand the course right off the bat .
June 12th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
June 14th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Hahahaha! I guess you can’t put a price on piece of mind!
June 13th, 2010 at 7:25 am
I love these stories, how long did you work there?
June 14th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
I was there for nearly two years! It was an amazing part time job while I was in college! I’ll keep them coming as I have some more random flashbacks!
June 14th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
I’m sure it was great, that’s a fantastic job for a college student. I have a few stories for the Cardinals already but I’m afraid to tell them while I work there. You know how it goes. Maybe some day.
June 14th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Totally, I probably wouldn’t have either, but now that five years have passed, I don’t feel the need to hide anything I saw that happened!
June 16th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
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February 8th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
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April 10th, 2013 at 7:32 pm
Yeah right
I’ve been a caddie there for more than 25 years
And your drug stories are pathetic
Maybe someday I’ll write a book and tell the real stories
Then again if I did, I wouldn’t be a true veteran pebble caddie!
But you are correct in saying that we are the luckiest guys in the world!
We do everyday what billionaires work real hard all year to do 3 maybe 4 days a year!
May 4th, 2013 at 3:09 pm
Let me know when you do, I’ll read it…