As the 2011 NBA lockout comes closer to a reality it got me wondering who we might see retire rather than continue on with their career since there are a lot of players out there that are old and still performing at a very high level. That being said the dinosaurs of the NBA might not want to take less than they are already making when the new CBA is reached. Thanks to a Wikki search they listed the ten oldest players in the league right now, and I will go through the seven oldest, and put a percentage on their chances of sticking around to play after the strike is over.
Shaquille O’Neal, 38 years old. Shaq might actually be helped out by this lockout. He hasn’t played a full 82 games since 1994, so I’m guessing that the lockout could actually keep him fresh. At the same time, if he knows that there won’t be basketball being played, I’m sure he’s going to eat himself into retirement. Look for him to have a waist growth spurt and remind us that people can be as big as Refrigerator Perry. Odds of returning after a lockout: 5%
Kurt Thomas, 38 years old. I actually forgot Kurt was still in the league, but he’s alive and well in Chicago filling in for the many injuries they’ve had to their frontline. He’s one of those guys that teams just keep picking up making the Bulls the 8th team of his career. I feel like he has some solid value for teams because he’s seen it all and isn’t a distraction. Odds of returning after a lockout: 80%
Grant Hill, 38 years old. Grant found the fountain of youth with his teammate Steve Nash.
The guy is having his best year since he was in Orlando statically. If there’s anyone you think would stay in shape of these old guys during a lockout it would be Grant. He’s also the Suns best defensive player, which I can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing for the Suns. Odds of returning after a lockout: 90%
Juwan Howard, 37 years old. Honestly I thought Juwan would have hung up the sneakers by now, but the Heat needed some bodies to fill up the roster and he got a call. Sure, he started some games in Portland last year, but we all know about that injury factory in the pacific northwest. If Miami doesn’t win it all this year, Howard is very expendable. Odds of returning after a lockout: 10% unless someone takes a chance on him.
Jason Kidd, 37 years old. I’ve always had a soft spot for the wife beater from Oakland. He’s been declining this year, but mostly because there’s so many other talented guys around him so he doesn’t need to be as great as he was. I think Cuban rides him until he’s shooting 20% from the floor. Odds of returning after a lockout: 99%
Theo Ratliff, 37 years old. He hasn’t really made an impact anywhere over the last few years. I don’t see him really making an impact on the Lakers except replacing Adam Morrison on the bench as the best towel waiver. This feels like his last season to me. Odds of returning after a lockout: 1%
Steve Nash, 36 years old. He’s better than Kidd, but the thing I worry about with Nash is what if the lockout happens and he signs with the MLS in an effort to ignite some support for his one true love, soccer. They can’t pay him as much as he’d make in the NBA though, so his odds of returning after a lockout feel like 99%, but you never know with a real footballer.
January 5th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Ya’ know what sucks the most?
If the NFL and NBA both lock out (please say no, please say no), we’ll have to write about the politics and economics of the sport more than we’ll be able to celebrate what’s going on ON the floor.
Me no likey.
January 5th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
I have a feeling our site would end up being 90% youtube clips of funny stuff and old highlights from yesteryear… I hope they aren’t both out of commission, but the way it looks right now it’s a big possibility…
January 5th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
Got a new post up about UConn, the Seahawks and post-season football.
Come take a gander.
January 6th, 2011 at 7:33 am
There’s always the NBA’s D League I hear that ‘ ‘toine is playing “lights out ball” with the lights apparently being out with his game there a the moment !
Shaq over the past few years has simply become a mercenary as he’ll do anything to chase down a ring simply because he doesn’t want to play second fiddle to anyone ! The other guys still have passion for the game .
Stern and Billy Hunter are two of the biggest egotistical douche bags in professional sports at present !
January 6th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
I think I’d rather watch the basketball action in China!
January 6th, 2011 at 2:57 pm
‘toine ain’t such a bad guy ……….. he still owes some guys in Vegas …… blew his career earning estimated at $120 million and he owes thousands in unpaid child support but he’s yet he’s happy playing ball in the D League. LOL,LOL,LOL !!! If memory serves me correctly the IRS is owed money as well . I hear Wesley Snipes is peeved that he didn’t get preferential treatment …………. being that his a_s in now in a Federal penitentiary .
Once again the Spurs bend over and take it like a bi_ch on heat ! My God I’m at my wit’s end . I guess that Parker ought to have been caught nailin’ Bret Barry’s wife ………….. just so his game jumps up a further notch or two !
January 9th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
I really don’t want to see an NFL work stoppage and my distaste for basketball is pretty well known. But having said that, it would be force people to talk about hockey which is one of the best things I can ever imagine. Hockey all the time. 24/7. I’m getting too excited about this already.
January 10th, 2011 at 11:18 am