The Tiger Saga…

Well, it’s impossible to miss the news that Tiger crashed his car in a distraught state, and it’s been widely debated on what the dispute was over. There’s about a 99% chance it was a argument with wifey Elin that prompted Woods to speed off into a tree. Either way it’s been on every media outlet from CNN to TMZ, so we know the story! I guess I don’t care THAT much what happened or happens, but along with everyone else just mildly curios from a distance. It’s always exciting to see something great come crashing down, maybe it’s just the American way. We like to destroy things that were or are the best. Showing the public any type of mortality just gives us more of a reason to pick on him. Anyways, I wouldn’t have written about him, unless dyslexic e-mailed this picture over that reminded me, even Tiger gets OWNED every now and then!

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13 responses to “The Tiger Saga…

  • tophatal

    chappy

    The unfortunate thing for Tiger is that he tries to place this impenetrable wall around him. And when there’s a mishap – one of his own making, there’s very little that he can do to circumvent the ramifications of it all.

    Many of the colleagues who I work alongside(corp law- int’l business and economics) here at a very reputable (full service)law office that has branches here(domestically) and internationally , have stated to me that Tiger’s now opened himself to a great deal of ridicule, by this all. Wherein, if as such, as is being suggested that FHP subpoeana’s his medical records concerning the accident and they find it not consistent with what he may or may not be prepared to tell them. Then there’s a remote chance that further investigation will take place concerning this all. First off he hit a tree head on as well as a fire hydrant and the air bags failed to deploy ? OK, so it may well have been turned off but I find it highly unlikely.

    My thinking is that there may well have been altercation between he and his wife. He fled the scene in anger and the accident occurred but there was some form of abuse of which he may well have been on the receiving end of it all. Scratches on his face ? Hardly consistent with a head on collision wherein his head may well have hit the dashboard. But if his wife did manage to land a couple of blows then what the hell ? But what I find so asinine about this all is the fact of his refusal to speak with law enforcement. No crime was actually committed here in terms of the alleged accident. But had this been your average Joe Schmo then they’d have been ticketed for the incident.

    Alan Parkins

    • chappy81

      Yeah, I think there was definitely some kind of dispute going down. We debated that the only reason Ellen had the club to break the window of the car was because she was using it earlier in the night to beat him! Anyways, I think he should shed some light on what happened for our sake, and so people like us aren’t making up stories about him. If I were him, I’d know that people think the worst until it’s cleared up. The longer he waits the less believable his story is!

  • tophatal

    chappy

    It’d appear that no one has learned their lesson after the Kobe Bryant saga in Eagle , Co. And he bitched and whined that his teammates were doing the same thing. What a friggin’ moron he was at the time , throwing his teammates under the bus. He may well have showed some maturity but nowhere near enough ! They may well have been doing the same thing but I think that in several of their cases they were actually paying cash for the pleasure . Oh no not Kobe he has to be an a_shole about it all by forcing himself on a female . Way to go Kobe that’s showing us you’re the man we always thought that you were ! A friggin’ wuss !

    Dropped this on the boxer Kassim Ouma .

    From The Killing Fields To The Boxing Ring One Man’s Journey …………….

    Alan Parkins

  • tophatal

    chappy

    Next up Tiger’s agenda, is to consult with former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer and ask him how he gets things done ? Apparently neither Bill Clinton or Rudy Giuliani were taking his calls ? LOL,LOL,LOL !!!!

    Alan Parkins

  • abritishman

    chappy

    Don’t get me wrong if I were in Woods’ shoes I might’ve bagged and tagged that chick. But surely he ought to know by now you don’t s_it where you eat and you certainly don’t make your missus suspicious of your activities . How hard can it be ? I expect in Tiger’s case his nine iron was feeling extremely rigid at the time and was standing to attention of its own accord ? LOL !

    Alan Parkins

  • tophatal

    chappy 81

    I guess when Tiger says he’s to work on some of his strokes by using his ‘9 iron’ , now we know exactly what he means ? Tee hee !

    Now FHP has let him off with a slap on the wrist and a ticket. Were it your average Joe Schmo or for those who are on the right of the political aisle Joe The Plumber , we’d have been facing a court date fines and costs. What ever happened to that guy and now declined 15 minutes of fame ? One minute he’s expressing his thoughts on Obama supposedly raising our taxes and the next we find out that this moron owed the IRS as well as his county unpaid taxes. And this was a guy that the right had out there representing them as being an upstanding citizen ?

    Hey Sean Hannity and O’Reilly just another chance to say what a bunch a-holes you really are !

    I’m no fan of either political party as they’re both disingenuous to begin with. They’ll say the things that they think that you want to hear , while at the same time they’re robbing you blind and selling a ‘bill of goods’ that’s worth absolutely nothing at all !

    Alan Parkins

  • tophatal

    chappy 81

    Tiger’s now gettin’ more hits than even he could’ve imagined. Word just Wanda says ‘ I had oral sex with Tiger. And he was so fine ‘ ! Wanna see what Wanda looks like ?

    Click here to see Wanda ……

    Alan Parkins

    • chappy81

      Yeah, maybe that’s why he’s not a billionaire anymore. He’s pay girls off to keep them quiet! I don’t see why he’d pay them anymore to keep quiet since the cats out of the bag now… I just wonder if he’s the new Magic Johnson!?!

  • tophatal

    chappy

    You’ve got to be kiddin’ right concerning Kobe and Tiger ? Kobe’s situation became even more contrived as he started ‘to throw’ both Shaq and Rick Fox under the bus at the time. Sayin’ what he’d done was no different than what either Fox or Shaq had done. And that statement can be directly attributed to him, by the way. He was bein’ a b_tch , rather than being ‘a man’ and accepting responsibility for his actions , less you forget ? That essentially began the unraveling of their alleged friendship at the time ?

    Tiger now knows what it really is to be a ‘minority’ in the true sense of the word !He can no longer hide behind that asinine ‘moniker’ he attached to himself of being ‘cabal-Asian’. Whoa Tiger you’s a brutha’ now . Comes gets some in da’ hood next time. There’s plenty of sista’s that blow your mind and your shaft. LOL,LOL,LOL !!!

    Alan Parkins

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