10 ) Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
9 ) Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
8 ) Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
7 ) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6 ) Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks one pin down and the other nine faint.
5 ) Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
4 ) Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
3 ) Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
2 ) Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
1 ) There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
I remember when people thought these Chuck Norris jokes/facts were actually funny.
People = mouth breathing idiots.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Mouth breathing idiots think this shit is funny ….
It isn’t.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
So, it sounds like you must think they’re funny!
December 16th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Yeah, our bad Reggie. If it makes you feel better, we fired the guy who posted that, so you won’t have to worry about anymore Chuck Norris posts.