So, a couple guys go to the top of a cliff. They’re sitting on the edge, waiting for the cameraman to catch them jumping off. The stage is set, the cameras rolling…. and nothing happens. Good enough, maybe the next clip captured the jump. However, this is the video that was posted. Why? I have no clue. What could they have possibly been trying to accomplish by uploading this to youtube….
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He’s No David Bataller, That’s For Sure
This is just sad. I really hope this is the Ball State University TV station and not one of the esteemed Muncie networks. This guy is simply a mess. Seriously, he just should’ve fainted and this would just be another one of those newscaster fainting clips on youtube. Instead, he earns the title of Worst Sportscaster Ever, and for good reason. The highlight, for lack of a better word, comes during the Indiana Pacers highlights. He drops such gems as “Stephen Jacksons to David uh,” “Reggie Miller’s lookin good,” and then on a play by the Nets, he kicks up the excitement and comes with “HE SHOOTS THE THREE…AND IT’S GOOD!” Wrong team, B-Coll, and it wasn’t even a three, though it really doesn’t matter at this point. BUT, what would follow is probably going to be the apex of his sportscasting career. Jeff Foster grabs an offensive rebound and kicks to an open Fred Jones who knocks down a three. Brian “Boomer” Collins drops this beauty: “later gets the rebound, passes it to the man, and BOOM goes the dynamite.” Seriously, you know that was the one gem he had all queued up and ready to go. He’s definitely gonna be telling his grandkids about that one. Can we get a Real Men of Genius for this guy? Here’s to you Mister Worst Sportscaster Ever…
Conflict Resolution… Korean Baseball Style
So, this appeared on the Big Lead today…. must give credit where it’s due. It is too funny not to share here as well though. This is a great example of Asians smashing stereotypes. Just when everyone thinks they’re going to break out in a huge martial arts melee, they instead tuck a leg up flamingo-style and dance it out instead. Dance Dance Revolution really has taken Asian culture in a new direction. In the old days, fatalities surely would’ve occured here, as a few of these guys would undoubtedly use a broken bat as a sword or start hurling donuts every which way. Proud day to be Asian indeed.
I Do……… Not Ever Wanna See You Again!
Proper planning is key to a successful wedding ceremony.
BERLIN (Reuters) – A Polish couple living in Germany fell out after tying the knot and decided to end their marriage on the same day.
“He said he never wanted to see her again and wanted an immediate annulment, and she said the same thing,” a spokesman for police in the northern city of Hanover said Thursday.
Right after the civil ceremony Wednesday, the 50-year-old man began arguing with his bride and tried to cut her hair with a kitchen knife, police said.
The 34-year-old woman called police, who issued the man with a restraining order, which he readily accepted, police said.
Two attempts at a rapprochement later that evening by telephone ended in more shouted exchanges before the man went to spend his wedding night in a local shelter for homeless people.
Better late than never! Although I think any time you take a knife to your bride’s mane, that’s a relationship that has the spark and intensity to last a lifetime. This restraining order and divorce surely won’t be the end of them. I’m willing to bet they get married (and possibly divorced) again some day. Although the next marriage may be more likely to end in a murder trial rather than an annulment. Glückwünsche!
Nerd Of The Week
Man, there are so many comedic elements in this video. From the unintended sexual inuendo, to the kid getting male and female mixed up, down to the fact that he bares resemblence to the fat boy scout duck from Duck Tales, I never thought I could sit through 3.5 minutes of some nerd talking about his homemade NERF gun. The worst part is, he never even demonstrates it working! Shoot a goddamn foam ball or something! I like how he explains that the leak was made on purpose, going so far as to call it a “safety valve.” Yeah, I meant to crack that tube. Anyway, pay close attention toward the end when he starts talking about shooting zombies. He was hunting two of them, but they got hungry and went to get food so the game was over. Speaking of food, good segue into the fact that he hasn’t eaten in 12 to 14 hours. Is that how long he spent making that PVC concoction? I could’ve hammered that out in 20 minutes.
WTF – MILLIONAIRE IDOT
What a tool. When your kid is smarter then you are, going on national TV and proving it is just plain dumb!
Learning Engrish
Now I know why people laugh at me when I try to speak in their language, while I’m traveling! Watch it and try not to laugh!
My Favorite E-mail Chain of All Time
Since our blog was born from an e-mail chain, I figured it would be fitting to post one of the funniest e-mail chains I’ve ever seen. I know it’s old, but enjoy, if you haven’t seen it before… The spider was sold on Ebay for $10,000.00 on a later date, so David definately could pay his bill!
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account
Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
Yes please.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?
Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?
Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response
Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
Regards, David.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
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Worst Ball Don’t Lie Blog EVER
I hope our blog is never THIS BAD.
Seriously, these guys usually post good stuff, but this one made me wanna shove a chopstick in my ear. Such a promising title, so much potential, and then a complete dud. Thank god for comments or else this page would be a complete waste of cyberspace. And thanks to #6 for referencing “I Like Turtles.” Haven’t watched that one in a while. Let’s all enjoy it together….
WTF?? Arnold’s Epic Fail
Every few days (as quality of content warrants) I’ll be posting WTF videos that I stumble across on the wonderful world of Youtube. First up, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s epic commercial back in the day he did in Japan.
Holy Rolling Cheese Batman!
Now this may not be Gotham, but this spot in the UK has plenty of caped crusaders chasing wheel’s of cheese down a hill!?! How the hell does this sport have this many willing participants! I can only imagine running down that hill chasing a cheese wheel only to fall face first like I was tripped by Dahnty Jones. It’s hard to argue why so many people showed up to watch this sport in action though, I WOULD! If I were an organizer I’d definately make this PPV in some way or another!
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