November 30, 2011

Orton’s Final Stand

By chappy81

Not sure who this guy is, but he does one hell of a Orton impression! I think Charlie Sheen is the only one who can describe what Tebow is doing better than Orton did above. At least Orton went to KC where he can get some revenge on New Years Day when they play the Broncos…

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I'm a dude that just hit 30 years old. Pretty much like everything that is funny, insightful, and has to do with the Warriors, A's, and Raiders. View all posts by chappy81

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 30th, 2011 at 11:02 am and tagged with can't throw, Denver Broncos, Hates, John Elway, kyle orton, mad, Tim Tebow and posted in Sports. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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7 responses to “Orton’s Final Stand”

• JW
  November 30th, 2011 at 11:30 am

  Question: Clearly, Orton is a “rent-a-player” in Kansas City. How many interesting scenarios does Orton’s impending free-agency create?

  That’s completely awesome, as awesome as Orton’s neckbeard.

  This, and my bit about Orton’s arrival in Denver make perfect bookends to the “Kyle in Denver” era.

  http://dubsism.wordpress.com/2009/08/25/an-open-letter-to-denver-broncos-fans-kyle-orton-is-the-greatest-athlete-in-the-history-of-ever/

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  • chappy81
    November 30th, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    What I don’t get is why they are even renting him. They are thin at every position which showed when they lost some of their stars, yet they don’t want to just roll with Palko and get a higher draft pick… At 4-7, that’s all I’d be rooting for in KC… As for his free agency, I could see him talking Rex into signing him while he’s trying to drink him under the table!

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    • Ravenation, L.L.C. of North America
      November 30th, 2011 at 11:53 pm

      I don’t understand why they’re renting him either. It’s not as if his presence is going to drastically alter the way that division pans out. I don’t care how many times they play each other the remainder of the season it still won’t make me watch.

      The crazy part is, I can see Rex signing him too…

      My testicles are full of broken dreams.

      Meehan

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• tophatal
  November 30th, 2011 at 12:34 pm

  Orton’s last stand ? Reminiscent of Custer’s at the Little Big Horn no doubt ! Much like Cutler , Orton is another overblown and overrated qb in the NFL who has no guts for a down and dirty drag out fight .

  Kick Me And I’ll Punch You Back Or I Might Even Hit You With My Handbag ….

  tophatal …………

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• sportsglutton
  November 30th, 2011 at 4:29 pm

  This is how you throw a football…hilarious

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• sportsattitudes
  December 1st, 2011 at 7:35 am

  Why DID they rent him if they’re not going to play him? Did Tyler Palko prove to be a better “option” at quarterback after all?

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• ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump)
  December 6th, 2011 at 12:04 pm

  Tim Tebow just ran over this guy.

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