I know this is a bit old, and my intentions was to get this post up during the end of the 2010 NFL Season, but things happened, and I delayed the post. Seeing as to how I’ve had the longest episode of Writer’s Block in the history of my blogging existence, I figured why not just post my past thoughts in the mean time? So here is WWTD Pt. 2, hope you enjoy!
Randy MossRandy Moss is no stranger to controversy, but it was his public dispute with a blue-collar kind of guy who owned a buffet restaurant that created a media frenzy, ultimately contributing to his being cut by the Vikings. According to the owner, Moss stated his food wasn’t to the standards of what Moss fed his dogs. It seems as if someone could use some God in his life.
What would Tebow do?
While Tim Tebow is not susceptible to disliking one’s cuisine, what he would have done was use God’s will to turn a negative into a positive. He would tell the owner he was feeling charitable, then box up the spread and send it to a third world country to feed the poverty-stricken children. When asked how he would be paying for it, he’d reply, “Straight God homie.”
Brett Favre
Brett Favre has acted like a little girl about his retirement for the past three or four years, so it’s fitting that he and his career won’t ride off into the sunset, because of a girl. Obviously “sexting” can be inappropriate, especially in the alleged manner in which Favre was doing it, but who’s to say he wasn’t led on by his accuser? I’m sure a Jenn Sterger reality show isn’t far off in the making.
What would Tebow do?
It’s difficult for any man to avoid temptation and sin, especially when your profession surrounds you with beautiful women who are eyeing your seven or eight figure salary. But to preserve his purity and commitment to the Lord, Tim Tebow would go to extreme measures, including fixing himself up with a Friar doo. What better way to detract women from you, than by becoming hideous and creepy? Now excuse me, I have a Davinci painting to dispose of.
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Doin Work 
March 25th, 2011 at 9:16 am
I tweeted this yesterday… “No worries, people. The NFL players and owners are locking out just long enough to ensure Brett Favre doesn’t attempt another comeback.”
Oh, and writers block? Just take a walk outside and look around. There’s plenty to write about. You’ll see.
March 25th, 2011 at 9:22 am
But what would Tebow do with Charlie Sheen? Or Libya?
March 25th, 2011 at 10:38 am
These are definitely hot topics that need to be explored by Tim Tebow!
March 25th, 2011 at 9:50 am
More importantly, who does Tebow have on his brackets? Damnit man, we need to know!
March 25th, 2011 at 9:57 am
Tebow has Florida winning it all! Cmon man who else would he pick!?!
March 25th, 2011 at 11:17 am
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Tebow is waiting on answer from —– God as the prospects of him intervening to end the NFL lockout . But apparently God is busy dealing with both Charlie Sheen , Barry Bonds and Lindsay Lohan’s problems .
tophatal ………………….
March 25th, 2011 at 4:15 pm
God has no interesting in Lindsay Lohan’s problems. Trust me.
Meehan
March 25th, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Ravenation LLC
Are you so sure ?
If Lindsay were to say God forgive me and absolve me of all my sins don’t you think he’d listen ? I mean isn’t that what the Roman Catholic church has done with their priests and their pedophilia episode ? C’mon now he’s listening to anyone and everyone even those cardinals and priests . They were summarily moved around dioceses and allowed to carry on their latent sexual obsessions with kids .
Tebow will work in conjunction with Elway to do either one of two things ………. raise the level of play of the Broncos or they’ll simply fall of the face of the planet .
tophatal …………….
March 25th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
I would fight tim tebow and I would win.
I would win.
March 25th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Winning
March 25th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
It’s not the longest case of writer’s block.
I’ve had a two part, “10 worst television shows” piece that I’ve been working on for 7 months.
Thanks for reminding me to get my shit together
Meehan