Monthly Archives: May 2009

Barcelona Reigns Supreme

     Wednesday’s Champion’s League final was supposed to settle once and for all this year, who was the world best football club. That was question was resoundingly answered in the first 25 minutes as Barcelona stormed out of the gates with it’s trademarked flair and sweet passing abilities to put the more heralded Manchester United club on there back foot, cruising through the first half with a 1-0 lead thanks to cheeky Samuel Eto goal, as well as some equally horrendous defensive positioning from Nemanja Vidić. Things looked bleak.

     Despite some emergency half time adjustments by Sir Alex Ferguson, brining on Carlos Tevez for the more defensive Anderson in midfield, the tide would not be turned. Manchester Untited seemed more then content to sit back and play behind the ball, playing directly into the hands of Barca, who had enough time with their possesion in the 2nd half to open up some pre-celebration champagne before passing again and moving up the field time and time again. Further attempts by Ferguson to stem the overwhelming tide of Barca’s domination made little difference; Dimitar Berbatov’s introduction to match on 60 minutes did little more the push United slightly more up field. The end result of United attempts to find a equalizer was only to open more space for Messi who slotted home a beautiful  header with 20 minutes remaining putting the game out of reach.   It must be said that the real weakness in United’s play was there inability to hold possession, there passing was not of the caliber that brought home there 11th domestic title this season. Messi, Henry, Xavi, and Iniesta (man of the match) completely dominated there United counter parts in this department.

      As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the title of the “world’s best football club” never looked more fitting to be bestowed upon Barcelona. All areas of there performance were master class; this is a squad that looks ready to hold on to their new and well deserved title for years to come. For many clubs aspiring to the same heights, it might be time to go back to drawing board. Barcelona F.C. isn’t going anywhere anytime soon on the world stage.


Holy Rolling Cheese Batman!

Now this may not be Gotham, but this spot in the UK has plenty of caped crusaders chasing wheel’s of cheese down a hill!?! How the hell does this sport have this many willing participants! I can only imagine running down that hill chasing a cheese wheel only to fall face first like I was tripped by Dahnty Jones. It’s hard to argue why so many people showed up to watch this sport in action though, I WOULD! If I were an organizer I’d definately make this PPV in some way or another!


Voters don’t care about Steroids

Relaxing on his suspension time?

Relaxing on his suspension time?

I know steroids have been a big issue over the last decade of baseball, as more and more names come out, does anyone truly care? Based on recent All-Star balloting it doesn’t seem like the very many voters care, and I have to side with them.  I just want to see the best players no matter what they’re on. I don’t disagree with penalizing them when they are caught, but if the never are so be it. Manny is currently the fourth in the outfield race for the NL, and hasn’t played for the last 18 games! He was caught using a banned substance, and suspended for 50 games. And none of this has made any impression on the All-Star voting. You know what, I hope he makes it.

The other roid rager of this year, A-Rod, is currently third in the balloting list for AL All-Star third baseman. I guess this proves that people don’t like bad liars that are too stupid to think that they’ll get away with it.  I’ve come to believe that fans just want to see the best players on the field no matter what they did. Personally I’d vote nearly all the guys from this steroid era into the HOF, but that’s a whole other topic…

I had to add this Little John and Manny comparison that I ran across… YEEAAAHH!

manny-ramirez


This is What Happens When You Play Xbox 360

That’s weird… when I play xbox it’s always just some 12 year old in North Carolina calling me a pussy the whole time.  Everything’s cooler in Japan.


Warriors Make Kings Look Good?

Sacramento media and Kings fans are getting delusional.  The outlook is definitely bleak around these parts. Bill Bradley of the Sacramento Bee is clearly grasping at straws here, saying the Warriors’ mess makes the Kings look good.

http://www.sacbee.com/sports/story/1893998.html

That’s a bit of a stretch, Bill.  While it’s no secret the W’s front office has been making questionable moves, it’s ridiculous to suggest that one should be thankful to be a Kings fan.  For one, the W’s have a legitimate NBA roster.  The Kings look more like a D-League team.  Golden State has a fanbase, an arena, a coach, and could turn it around with a trade or two, or even their entire roster coming back healthy and gelling like they did during the We Believe era.  The Kings, on the other hand, have a long, long way to go.  This guy sums it up pretty well….

The Kings were last in the NBA this season in fan attendance at games. 30th out of 30.The Warriors were 9th out of 30, drawing more fans per game than teams like Boston, Phoenix, and Denver.— KingsFansBite

The more things unfold, the more the Kings are looking like the NBA version of Major League’s Cleveland Indians.  Instead of a Vegas showgirl desperately trying to tank and move to Miami, we have some Vegas hotel owners who may as well be moving boxes to Sin City.  I’m starting my script for “The Association”.  Here’s my cast of characters…

Charlie Donovan – Geoff Petrie.  The once highly-respected GM has been reduced to a meager budget and sub-par talent.  No matter how much he tries to put together a competitive squad, the resources available leave him with little to no options.

Lou Brown – the Kings’ next coach.  Whoever it is, it’ll be someone past their prime who can only sift through the excuses.  It’s either a knee thing, or an emotional thing, or a psychological thing, or a HEART ATTAAACCKKKKK

Let me get back to you, will ya, Geoff? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.

Let me get back to you, will ya, Geoff? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.

Roob Baker – Spencer Hawes.  Young guy with some promise.  Like Roob throwing lasers to second, but missing simple throw backs to the pitcher, Hawes can knock down the three, but… that’s about it.

Willie Mays Hayes – Donte Greene.  Say hey! I’m a 2 guard in a power forward’s body.

Pedro Cerrano – Jason Thompson. Thompson want to dunk ball!

Hats for bats.  Keep bats warm.

Hats for bats. Keep bats warm.

Rick Vaughn – Beno Udrih.  Had a good season, got a contract, then got moved to the bullpen.

Roger Dorn – Shareef Abdur-Rahim.  Hey guys, great news…  Today, at 12:35 pm, I activated myself!

Harry Doyle – Jerry Reynolds.  Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Kings won the title.

Take Over Napear.  Im in the BAG

Take Over Napear. I'm in the BAG


This Is Just Ridiculous….

While we’re waiting for Tony’s analysis of the Champions League Final today, just take a look at this. 


NBA At It Again

The refs really served up an alley-oop to Cleveland on this one!


Hong Man Choi Is Doin Work

Hong Man Choi Doin Work

Hong Man Choi Doin Work

I don’t know what the best part about this guy is….

A) His name

B) He’s a 7’2″ 350 lb Asian Beast

C) He beat the juice outta Jose Canseco

When I first checked out the grainy video of Jose Canseco’s MMA debut, I immediately assumed he was the bigger dude in the fight.  He looked a little pale, and a little, umm, Asian…..  What really tipped me off is he looked like he knew what he was doing.  Boom… red flag.

So, needless to say, it didn’t take long to figure out who was who in this fight.  Canseco was who we thought he was.  Hong Man, on the other hand, is the new Yao Ming.  What makes him better, though, is this big man is a RAPPER.  Check this out………….

Pretty safe to say his opponent is not impressed.  HOWEVER, one of the guys in his corner is bobbin his head!  All I know is Dude is poised to dethrone Apollo Creed.  With a little practice e.g his dance moves and lip-syncing skills, he could put together the best ring entrance in the history of combat sports.

Don’t say you weren’t warned!


Officiating the NBA Refs

Any NBA fan will tell you how bad the officiating is, and how many times your team has been screwed on a bad call. You don’t even need to watch more than a quarter without seeing at least one or two questionable calls. Sure, the Tim Donaghy scandal ruined a lot of people’s perception of refs trying to control the outcome of a game, but for the most part I don’t believe that the rest of the refs are purposely making bad calls they just aren’t competent enough to make the right ones. I think it’s time for the league to help the refs out by changing the way the games are covered.

  • Adding a fourth ref – How could this hurt? One more pair of eyes to see a crucial call from a different angle in a game changing call?!? The refs keep track of a lot of things including game time, time outs, fouls, shot clock, and the score which is a lot for a 60 year old man (I’ll get back to that) running up and down the court for a 48 minute game. Maybe more so for a Warriors, Knicks, or Suns. I’m not even 30 and I don’t think I can run back and forth with the pros without getting winded, possibly impairing my vision to the point where I think something happened when it didn’t!
  • Instant Replay – Even the MLB has instituted the home run replay after years of debate. If the oldest sport in our country can change with technology that’s been around for 15 years, then why can’t the NBA. Too many times you hear a whistle blown and all the refs are looking at each other with their hands in the air as if a fan blew it. If all three refs don’t know who’s ball or who the foul was on why don’t they review it? Or put a ref behind a monitor that can tell them in an earpiece who touched it last? How hard is that?NBA/
  • Youth Liberation – I have no doubt that many of these refs are in top form for their age, but how scary is it that the top refs in the league (working most of the playoffs/most important games of the year) are late 40’s to pushing 70?!? I have no problem putting my eyesight up against any of these refs.
  • Explanation – I think we need to migrate towards the way the NFL makes calls. After every foul, I would like to see them touch a body part or have something other than raising their hand and pointing at someone! Just let the crowd know what kind of foul occurred. For instance a slap on the arm or hip maybe the ref could point to that part of their body. Maybe a flop they could break out with the worm, which would give the NBA even more incentive to get some younger refs in their twenties and thirties which is much closer to a person’s peak physical prime. These small acts towards accountability on calls could make them actually have to go by more than a flop or how the crowd reacted!

After the Tim Donaghy scandal, we were led to believe that drastic changes would be made for the NBA officiating crews, and alas there have been no noticeable changes. It’s the same refs with the same questionable calls game after game and year after year!

Just a reminder of how bad it can be! Sorry Sacto fans this one hurt!


Cubs Doing What They Do

Yes, I’m the Cubs fan of the group, and I’m not going to lie anymore. I was sipping Cubbie-Cool-Aide all winter long, yeah getting down right drunk as s**t on it!  Harden, Bradley, Soto,  all seemed like great pieces to an emerging puzzle (notice I just left out the 3 game sweep by the Dodgers last year? Okay just checking) that was going bring back glory to the Northside this year. But I forgot just exactly what we’re dealing with here….100 years of doom, heartbreak, and soul searching. On the heels of an 8 game losing streak, and a team batting under .260 thru May, I think it’s time to stop talking about the Brian Roberts and Jake Peavy’s of the world that are going to take the club over the top. Those guys aren’t coming, and this team just isn’t any good right now. I might be back in July singing wildly about our amazing turn around, and how wrong I was to doubt the Lou Pinella mojo (has he ever had it with a career .500 winning percentage?) train. Until then I’m going to keep drinking my woes under the table with warm cans of Old Style beer as I stare at my fantasy stat tracker pissed off, as the Cubs keep doing what they do!


Flagrant Two


The Kobe-Lebron Wet Dream

It’s no secret the NBA and its allies are praying for a Kobe-Lebron showdown in the Finals.  I won’t lie, it’s a dream matchup that I too would love to see.  BUT…. why is the NBA the only league that allows such public advances on its preferred matchups???  MLB and the NFL both sit back and wait and let the teams on the field decide.  Last year we were force-fed Lakers-Celtics propaganda and that happened.  Shouldn’t a league that has a reputation for possibly manipulating outcomes make an effort to hold back on this sort of stuff?  Sure, it’s the advertisers who are driving this, but we all know where the league stands on it.  Despite being an acclaimed Laker disliker – I don’t quite hate them – this is the first round of conference finals in a long time that I’ve been impartial to who wins each series.  I love being able to sit back and enjoy playoff basketball without living and dying with the outcome.  It’s great being able to watch Kobe, Lebron, Hedo, Carmelo, or the referees step up and take over a game down the stretch.  However, I have a natural propensity to pull for the underdog.  While Orlando and Denver may not be underdogs on the court, they most certainly are in the corporate world.  (Side note: yet another puppet commercial runs as I type this)

So, unfortunately, my impartiality is quickly fading.  I hope they can pull it off.  Will they?  OR, is the NBA in fact UNSTOPPABLE!


The Birth of Doin Work

Doin Work was conceived through, like all great ideas, a work e-mail thread.  Every day, four or five of us would end up debating various sports topics, often including inane overanalyzation, pompous banter, and witty commentary.

In a recent discussion loosely about Bill Simmons, it ultimately led to discourse on the decline of the art of sports journalism.  Too often it has been reduced to rumor-mongering and rants.  Not to say Doin Work won’t include those – there will no doubt be plenty of rants.  Our goal, though, is to present events or ideas that you have also seen (or not) and turn them into something far more significant than they actually are, for that, is the true art of sports journalism.  Our opinions and views often change from day to day, so hopefully through this forum you will get an idea of how fickle our observations truly are.  Ideally, our posts will include our ridiculous e-mail threads, which were the basis for this entire endeavor.

Please be sure to bookmark, link, comment, etc. on all that is Doin Work.