Sorry For the Graphic Nature

However, I didn’t write this, so I feel it’s okay.  I was doing a little “gold mining” on craigslist this morning, but unfortunately, Sacramento doesn’t appear to be that creative.  Even though I don’t live there anymore, I’m probably better off sticking to San Francisco CL.  However, I came across this in the rants and raves, and I’m really not sure what to make of it.  Judge for yourself…

I passed out at a pals and awoke to (his ass bouncing on my)

Date: 2009-08-08, 3:48AM PDT

dick!! I didnt want to cause a confrontation or hurt his feelings, but he kept on for half the night ! Reluctantly I’d spooge into his butt and try to turn over , But He just rolled Me over and sucked it hard and lowered his ass onto it!! probably 5 times!! Finally He quit and I left about an hour later before He awoke and really never went back and have been distant since. Several years have passed and yesterday I see Him driving a Sheriffs car!!! OMG!!!! I wonder if the statue of limitations has expired? Its been 5-6 years now!

Umm, what??  I have so many questions.  Most are simply, “what??”  But I’m also curious as to whether this is real or fake, whether it’s actually a rant or a rave, why it sounds like a female (perhaps just the OMG) when that is biologically impossible, or what the perpetrator being a sheriff has to do with anything.  And yes, poster, I believe the statute of limitations has run up.  If it hasn’t, this post might diminish your argument here.  I mean, I don’t think “spooging into his butt and trying to turn over” is what rape victims do in self-defense.  I don’t know, I’m probably thinking about it too hard, but I must admit, this was quite the thought-provoking anecdote.