We brought you the good ol Japanese Fart Dance, the Governator in a very weird commercial, the hilarious Japanese Game Show, and now we bring you the Kung Fu Bear. I saw this one a last week, but forgot about it until just now. I don’t know what the Japanese are doing over there training bears how to use a weapon, but maybe it’s easier than training Pandas. If he ends up with a samurai sword in his paws in a few years, I’m going to start getting scared. Either way this is one impressive bear that is making use of his spare time!
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First Edition – Top Ten Chuck Norris Jokes:
(This will be a new weekly series, as long as Chuck Norris allows it…)
10) If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
9) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
8 ) The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
7) There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
6) Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5) Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
4) Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
3) Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
2) Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
1) There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.